Treść
What is yellow on the inside and green on the
outside ?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
Losowe wpisy
- » What is the opposite of a
cold
front?
-A warm back
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste
!
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !
- » What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
woodpecker ?
A bird that talks in morse code !
- » There's this cathedral that's still being
worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so
they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A
characteristic
of these "cage elevators" is that the doors (gate) must be
closed
manually for them to be "called" to another floor.
One
day one of the workers, Peter by name, takes the elevator to the
top floor, and it is subsequently needed on the first floor by the
sexton. Unfortunately, Peter forgot and left the door open. After the
sexton
rings for the elevator a couple times, to no avail, he yells up
for the
worker to send the lift back down. Visitors to the
cathedral were
treated to this sight: The sexton of the cathedral, head
tipped up, yelling
up to the heavens:
"Peter! CLOSE THE
GATES!!!"
- » Q: What does Bill Clinton
have in common
with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing.
- » Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children
a dachshund?
He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
- » What do you get when you cross a pig with a
canary?
I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and
sings, all
your lights go out
- » To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan shark !
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour
!
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !
- » Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled
from the
Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put out.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple
!
Apple who ?
Apple the door myself!
- » Teacher: Why is the Mississippi
such an
unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
- » An honest weatherman says, "Today's
forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm
wrong."
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Begonia
!
Begonia who ?
Begonia bother me !
- » A
redneck calles up the White House and
tells the receptionist:
"I'd like to become the next President of
the United States."
The receptionist: "What are you, an
idiot?"
Redneck: "Why, is it required?"