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- » Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !
- » What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
- » Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !
- » What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.
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- » Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.
- » Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
- » Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !
- » Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
- » "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
- » Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
- » Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
- » Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
- » Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
- » What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.