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- » Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !
- » How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
- » What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
- » How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
- » Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
- » I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.
- » Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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- » Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
- » What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !
- » What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself
- » What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
- » What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !
- » What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
- » Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !