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Hunchback
Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary!
Sanctuary!"
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nearby tavern. Before long he was feeling no pain.
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got back to the ferry slip, the ferryboat was just eight feet
from
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dinner, took a running leap and landed right on the deck of the
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round his
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