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Did you hear
about the witch who did a four
year course in ugliness?
She finished it in two.
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he
knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under
the
bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
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car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks
around to the
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stuck,
huh?"
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