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What is the difference between an aardvark and
a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
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blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other
mother was.
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make it
in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite!
- » What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny
- » Why won't the witch
let the traveling pig
actors into her gingerbread cottage?
She's afraid they'll bring down
the house.
- » Fireman rescued a
man who was
badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his
body was
torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The
doctors
said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much
left.
- » Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A:
One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
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him?
He stung her into action.
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Amelia Harehart.
- » A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They
didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they
told him
that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb,
and that the
woman with really big tits were really really dumb.
When they got to
the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son
and asked where his
dad was. The boy said, "Well, the last time I
saw him he was talking
to this really, really, really dumb blond,
and the longer they talked
the dumber he got."
- » An American tourist found himself in a sleepy
country village, and
asked one of the locals the age of the oldest
inhabitant.
"Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one
now. He died
last week."
- » "Doctor, doctor!" said the
panic-stricken woman,
"my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's
swallowed a
mouse! What shall I do?"
"Quite simple," said the
doctor calmly. "You just tie a lump of
cheese to a piece of string and
lower it into your husband's mouth. As
soon as the mouse takes a
bite haul it out."
"Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I'll go around to
the fishmonger
straight away and get a cod's head."
"What do
you want a cod's head for?"
"Oh- I forgot to tell you. I've got to
get the cat out first!"
- » Which fish dresses the best?
The Swordfish
- It always looks sharp!
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buffer
!
Buffer who ?
Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
- » Why is psychoanalysis
a lot quicker
for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to
childhood, a man is already
there.
- » One day a boy and his father were at the
dining room
table
working on the boy's Social Studies homework,
the chapter
about government. The boy turns to his father and
asks,
"Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?"
The father
replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."