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Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
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- » Q: What do you call a blonde with a
bag of
sugar on her head?
A: Sweet fuck all.
- » Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
!
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
- » A famous professor of surgery
died
and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the
gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the
professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of
Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community
Hospital,
and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee
did not se it
so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.'
'Well,' said
the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may
enter.' 'Thank
you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor
ansvered. 'Im am not Saint
Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having
his lunchbreak. I am Saint
Lucas.'
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Camul
- » What do reindeer say before telling you
a
joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cass
!
Cass who ?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
- » Have you seen www.apathy.com?
No, and
quite honestly I can't be bothered.
- » How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships
?
With their eyes shut !
- » A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the
beach and discover a
magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough,
out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three
wishes, you may each
have one."
The brunette says, "I've
been stuck here for years. I miss my family,
my husband, and my life.
I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and
she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've
been stuck here for years as well. I
miss my family, my husband, and
my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her
wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying
uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the
matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
- » Have you seen www.amnesia.com?
Sorry, I
just can't remember.
- » Q:
How many bass players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him
first.
- » What do you call a man who cleans out toilets
?
Lou !
- » His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I
bet she marked them "second class male !"
- » What is the most common
educational degree
in New Mexico?
Kindergarten dropout.
- » There was once a young man who,
in his
youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to
define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that
the whole world
will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly
emotional
level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and
anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.