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Fred: Do you
like the dictionary I bought
you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I
just can't find the words to
thank you enough.
Losowe wpisy
- » What do you get if you cross a computer with a
hamburger?
A big mac.
- » Q: Why can't the
bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef.
- » What are hurricanes with a central dense
overcast over
the eye called?
-Hurricanes with cataracts
- » How does every ethnic joke start?
By
looking over your shoulder.
- » Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's all right.
I'm sentimental.
- » Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change !
- » What do parrots eat ?
Polyfilla !
- » Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
plantation?
He said, "So that I can feed my lads with
m'lasses."
- » Q: How
many retarded Italian gardeners does
it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but don't expect
results.
- » Boy: What's black, slimy,
with hairy legs
and eyes on stalks?
Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about
what's in the tin.
- » Father Christmas lost
his umbrella but
he didn't get wet! Why not?
Because it wasn't raining!
- » What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
a
busy intersection?
A pointer!
- » A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has
getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the
thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball
from a nearby
drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client
places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with
the
closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the
client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does."
- » At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after
egg from a little
boy's ear.
"There!" he said proudly. "I bet
your Mum can't produce eggs
without hens, can she?"
"Oh yes, she
can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
- » Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller
have
tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?
A:
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't
Walk."