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A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the
attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the
blonde,"I'm
sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you
please move to your
seat." The blonde replied,"Im blonde, I'm
beautiful, and I'm going to
New York." The attendant said,"That's fine
miss, but you'll have to
go to your seat." The blonde responded
again, "I'm blonde, I'm
beautiful, and I'm going to New
York."
This conversation continued, always with the blonde's same response.
The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him
about the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the
blonde's ear and the blonde immeadiately got up and went to her
seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn
blonde to move.
He said, "I just told her that this part of the
plane wasn't going to
New York."
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