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Did you hear about the blonde that
stayed
up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
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"OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"
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to his
wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated
on you
throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told
you I was
working late, I was with other women. And not just one
woman either, but
I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife
looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you
the
poison?"
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she asked us how much
is two and two. We told her it was four. But
she still doesn't know.
Today she asked us again!"
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Mother nature doing the
twist !
- » So the bus
driver said to the string, "Are
you a string?" and the string said,
"No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed
knot).
- » A gorilla was
walking through the jungle
when he came across a deer eating grass in a
clearing. The gorilla
roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer
replied,
'Oh, you are, Master.'
The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he
came across a zebra drinking at
a water hole. The gorilla roared,
'Who is the king of the jungle?'
and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you
are, Master.'
The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across
an elephant. 'Who
is the king of the jungle?' he roared.
With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on
him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay,
okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the
answer.'
- » What cheese is made
backwards?
Edam.
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did the dead raccoon
say in his will?
Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."
- » Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you
to eat all your sister's birthday chocs.
It's all right Dad, I
know how !
- » What is a black cat's favourite TV show
?
Miami Mice !
- » A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York.
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They've got poisonality !
- » You know
the worst thing about oral sex? The
view.