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What's the difference between a very
old, shaggy Yeti and a dead
bee?
One's a seedy beast and the
other's a deceased bee.
Losowe wpisy
- » Why is the old, decrepit horse named
Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere!
- » Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass
wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.
- » Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell
her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
- » I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I
am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
- » What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your
Ant!
- » Q: How many Accountants
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind
?
A: None-just assume it's changed.
- » A man calls the fire
department and
says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I
have a nice
new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new
rose
garden."
"Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have
to do
with the fire service?"
"Well," the man answers, "the
house next door is on fire and I
don't want you to trample my front
yard."
- » What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a
dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
- » As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife
were sitting outside
a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for
fellow tourists. An Arab
salesman approached them carrying belts.
After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked
where they were from.
"America," the husband replied.
Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded.
"She's
not from the States."
"Yes I am." said the wife. He looked at her
and asked. "Is he
your husband?" "Yes." she replied.
Turning to the husband, he offered..... "I'll give you 100 camels
for
her." The husband looked stunned, and there was a long
silence.
Finally he replied, "she's not for sale."
After the salesman left,
the somewhat indignant wife asked her
husband what took him so long
to answer, to which the
husband replied, "I was trying to figure
out how to get 100
camels back home."
- » First Kangaroo: How do you tell the
difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo:
The elephant has a better memory.
- » How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter.
- » Q: How many Sound Recordists
does it
take to screw in a light bulb?
A: WHAT?
- » Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so
the
saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.
- » Q: How many auto mechanics does it take
to change a light
bulb?
A: Six - One to force it with a hammer
and five to go out for more
bulbs.
A: Two, one to screw in all
the bulbs he has until he finds one that
fits, and the other to
tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the
whole socket.
- » Which
burgers are
dishonest?
Cat-burgers! (burglars)