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Looking
Forward by Felix Ited
Losowe wpisy
- » Why did the rabbit have trouble
hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
- » What is it when a man talks dirty to
a
woman?
Sexual harassment.
- » A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do
you like
civilian life?"
"Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those
people around and nobody in
charge!"
- » Customer:
Waiter, this food is repeating on
me.
Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
- » How can you tell which Burger
Land baseball
pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing the
left-handed 'meats'!
- » If storks bring
human babies, what bring
monster babies?
Cranes.
- » What
is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
- » Teacher: What's the longest word in the
English
language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the
first and last
letters
- » The farmer's son was returning from the market
with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when
all
of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off
in
different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the
neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to
the repaired
crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly
returned home,
expecting the worst.
"Pa, the chickens got
loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I
managed to find all twelve of
them."
"Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You
left with
seven."
- » Question: How many men does it take to mop the
floor?
Answer: None, it's a women's job.
- » A friend meets up with her friend as she is
picking
her car up from the mechanic.
Her friend asks,
"Everything ok with your car now?"
The blonde replies, "Yes, thank
goodness. I was worried that my
mechanic might try to rip me off, so I
was relieved when he told me all I
needed was blinker fluid."
- » How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
By
Spaghett-e-mail!
- » How can you tell a rabbit from a
skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
- » The first
woman recruit in the Army
reported for duty and was told that although her
quarters would be in a
separate building, she was to mess with the men.
It wasn't
until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant
to eat her
meals with them.
- » Which goal keeper can jump higher than a
crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump!