a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z

Menu

Treść

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

Losowe wpisy

» There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable
» A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".
» Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
» While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seatsand began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attatched the package to their backs. "Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "aren't tho se parachutes?" The pilot said they were. The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?" "There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "We're going to get help."
» Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
» What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
» How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.
» Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.
» A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all that chocolate "oh no sir" says the kid, it was by minding his own business !
» How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.
» Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
» Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
» Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
» Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
» Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."