Treść
Which political discussions between the
Russians
and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
The SALT
talks!
Losowe wpisy
- » The big game hunter was showing his friends
his
hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on
the
floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to
kill such a
magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or
me." "Well,"
said a guest, "he certainly makes a much better rug than
you
would!"
- » When doesn't a telephone work
underwater?
When it's wringing wet!
- » Why did the
monster paint himself in
rainbow colors?
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
- » I was making love to this girl and she started
crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She
said, "No, I hate myself now."
- » There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
T2 Barbie ...a study in
silver
- » Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
Tommy:
No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it
!
- » An Indian,
a Rabbi, the
Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar
together and
sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says,
"What is
this... some kind of joke?"
- » Martin ended a letter to his
dad with this
question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar
bill?'
His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?'
Martin
answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen
one!'
- » Q: How did the blonde
break her leg playing
hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.
- » Customer:
Waiter, this food is repeating on
me.
Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
- » Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass
wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.
- » Which of the Himalayas is the
shortest?
- » What do dirty fish read?
Prawno
Magazines!
- » Come on, Fred,
I'll take you to the zoo. If
the zoo wants me, let them come and get
me!
- » What happened to the tiger who
took
a bath three times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !