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- » What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
- » Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !
- » What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
- » What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !
- » Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.
- » What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.
- » How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
- » Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !
- » Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!
- » Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.
- » Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
- » Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
- » Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
- » I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
- » How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.