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Bus jokes
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
Podobne wpisy
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !
Zodiac jokes - Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps ...
Dog jokes - How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
Monster jokes - Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.
Vampire jokes - How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.
Blonde jokes - Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
Police jokes - Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted." One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman, "the detectives want him very badly." So Little Tommy asked, while tugging on the man's belt, "Um, mister, why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?"
Marriage jokes - Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them." Murphy said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me."
Farmer jokes - There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, he looked up to see that the house was gone. Saddened by the loss, he went out to see if any of the animals had survived. The horses, chickens, pigs, and cows were laid out flat but the bulls were standing! The farmer was amazed and asked them, "How is it that all the other animals are down and you are still standing?" The bulls replied, "We bulls wobble but we don't fall down!"
Dirty jokes - What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!
Bed jokes - Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
Burger jokes - Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Hair and bald jokes - Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
Various animal jokes - What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !
Yo momma jokes - Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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