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What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
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- » One day there were
two boys playing by a
stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went
over to it and the
other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at
the bush so
long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The
two boys
were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a
sudden
the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't
understand
why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught
up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My
mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I
felt
something getting hard, so I ran."
- » Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my
soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
- » How did the Chihuahua disappear
on the road?
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
- » A man is driving down the road for a
long period of time.
During
his travel, he sees a priest with
a gas can hitch hiking, so he
gladly picks him up he
says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitch
hikers. You seem like a man of
dignity so i thought id make an
exception.
In fact i hate
hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive on
Along the
way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. "that dirty
son
of %$#%#% ill fix him". He then swirves the car and tries to make the
hit
and run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests
yells,"Don't
worry
i got him with the gas can!"
- » Have you seen www.yawn.com?
Yes, but I'm
a bit tired of it.
- » Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!
- » When is the best time to go shopping?
When the
stores are open.
- » What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosi
!
Cosi who ?
Cosi has to !
- » What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?
A
guard dog !
- » A rookie police officer was out for his first
ride in
a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in
telling them to
disperse some people who were loitering.
The
officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on
a
corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get
off the corner
people."
A few glances, but no one moved, so he
barked again, "Let's get off
that corner...
NOW!"
Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares
in
his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young
policeman turned to his
partner and asked, "Well, how did I
do?"
Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus
stop."
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolivia
!
Boliva who ?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !
- » Tom had this problem of getting up late in
the
morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and
threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom
went to
his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it
before he went to
bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the
morning by almost
two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove
cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, " The pill actually
worked!"
"That's all fine" said the boss, " But where were you
yesterday?"
- » If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?
- » A Christian man had
just died and was on
his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of
heaven he met an
angel. The angel asked him what God's name was.
'Oh that's
easy,' the man replied, 'His name is Andy.'
'What make you
think his name is Andy?' the angel asked
incredulously.
'Well, you see at Church we used to sing this song 'Andy walks with
me,
Andy talks with me.'