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Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.
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came across a little
boy pulling his cat's tail.
'Hey you!' he shouted, ' don't pull
the cat's tail !'
'I'm not pulling !' replied the little boy.
'I'm only holding on -
the cat's pulling !'
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where he
had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights
were out, so
he knocked on the door. After a long time a light
appeared in an
upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who are you?
What do you want?"
"I'm staying here!" "Stay there, then," she
retorted, and slammed
the window shut!
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They
trod on his corn.
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in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would
not
want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you
to know
that I had mentioned you in my will."
"That is very
kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then
added, "May I
see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a
little
change..."
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It
was Saint Patrick's Day.
- » Q: How
many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so
enthusiastic they carry their own
light.
- » Pardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this
work I must have
my drill."
"Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably.
"Can't you
pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"
- » First witch: My beauty
is timeless.
Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
- » "My
boyfriend says I look like a dishy
Italian!"said Miss Conceited.
''Then he's right said her little
brother.''Sophia Loren?''
"No-spaghetti!''
- » A woman was shopping in a
fairly nice
dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the
salesman
the price. When he told her she launched into a tirade about
prices
these days, covering just about everything from housing to auto
tires.
After ten minutes or so, the salesman had obviously had
enuff and said,
"My dear lady. If the cost of living is so high and
obviously so
offensive to you, why do you bother ?"
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from
Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which
part of
the olive to throw away?
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change a light bulb?
None, they just have a nursing assistant do
it.
As much as the doctor orders.
- » There is a
new Barbie doll on the
market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an
assault rifle
- » Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I
overslept.
You mean you need to sleep at home too !
- » Q:
Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A:
Because they can't spell tobbagan.