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Business jokes
Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.
Podobne wpisy
Fishing jokes - Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby
Men jokes - Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company
Cow jokes - What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
Music jokes - Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.
Rabbit jokes - Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
Music jokes - Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Ghost jokes - Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
Music jokes - Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Food jokes - An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area." "Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"
Answer me this jokes - Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
Internet jokes - What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.
Rabbit jokes - What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!
Baby jokes - Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.
Idiot and fool jokes - Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder." "What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light." "What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."
Clinton jokes - Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
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