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A jogger running down a country road
is
startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The
jogger
is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing
and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was, man
I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this
farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it.
Why
don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me.
I'll
make you some money cause I can still run." The jogger
thought to
himself,"boy a talking horse" Dollar signs started appearing
in his head.
So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting
on the porch. The
jogger tells the farmer"Hey man I'll give you
$5,000 for that old
broken down nag you've got in the field". The
farmer replies"Son you
can't believe anything that horse says-He's
never even been to
Kentucky.
Losowe wpisy
- » Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a
journalist are
covering a political convention in Miami. They
decide to walk up and down
the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up
the beach, they stumbled
upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie
appears and says "Normally I
would grant you three wishes, but
since there are three of you, I will
grant you each one
wish."
The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my
life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The
genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St.
Thomas.
The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life
living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money
worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the
Mediterranean.
Last, but not least, it was the editor's turn. "And
what would your
wish be?" asked the genie.
"I want the
m both back after lunch" replied the editor, "the
deadline for
tomorrow's newspaper is in about ten hours.
- » In the midst of a veritable downpour, a
gallant
driver saw
a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat
tire, and
couldn't bear passing her by. He completed the job for
her,
and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, "There,
little
lady, that's done!" "Quiet," she ordered him. "You'll wake
up my
husband. He's taking a nap in the back seat."
- » Did you
hear about the undertaker
who buried someone in the wrong place and was
sacked for the grave
mistake?
- » There is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate
sold separately
- » Do steam rollers really roll
steam?
- » I went to
the store the other day. I was
only in there for about five minutes,
and when I came out there was a
motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and
said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having
bald tires!
Then I really got angry at him.
He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for
about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the
corner.
- » Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing
A:a cold
- » What do you get it
you cross a porcupine
with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beth
!
Beth who ?
Beth wisheth, thweetie !
- » Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the
way
across the room to change the channel."
- » What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger
with
an insect ?
The Masked-quito !
- » Why is an engaged girl like a
telephone?
Because they both have rings.
- » Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With
pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
- » Why are elephants large, grey and
wrinkly?
Because if they were small round and white, they would be
aspirins.
- » What do you call it when one rabbit challenges
another
rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare
dare.