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- » Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
- » FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
- » At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!
- » What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
- » Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
- » A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that's all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote: " There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.
- » Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck
- » Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
- » Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?
- » Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
- » Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
- » What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."
- » "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"
- » Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
- » Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.