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Food jokes

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
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Idiot and fool jokes - Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?
Vampire jokes - Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.
Bird jokes - A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
Dance jokes - What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
Telephone jokes - How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !
Various animal jokes - One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Cow jokes - What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Easter jokes - What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
Christmas jokes - What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
Book title jokes - Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall
Halloween jokes - A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !
Weather jokes - Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

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