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Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!
Podobne wpisy
Time jokes - When do clocks die? When their time is up.
Computer jokes - What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
Travel and tourist jokes - A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one willbe able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow." "We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone." "Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune." "And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed. "No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."
Accountant jokes - What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
Various animal jokes - What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !
Blonde jokes - Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
Monster jokes - What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.
Dog jokes - What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.
Dirty jokes - Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, "Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?" Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, "Sam, I'm really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
Marriage jokes - This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...
School jokes - Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !
Police jokes - One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station. When they got there the chief asked them their names. "Shut Up", replied Shut Up. "Stupid", replied Stupid. The police chief thought these people were telling him to shut up, and were calling him stupid. Which made him very mad. "Excuse Me!" shouted the chief. Thinking the chief was hard of hearing, They once again shouted there names. "Shut Up!" "Stupid!" The police chief was very riled. He then asked" Are you looking for trouble?"!!! Stunned at the idea of the chief knowing that they were looking for their friend, they replied,"Why yes, how did you know?"
Yo momma jokes - Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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