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Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and
Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes
for ?'
Ben asked.
'They're knot holes,' said his
dad.
'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.
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- » Little Johnny and
his mother were on a
train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in
his mother's
ear.
'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's
rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out
loud.'
'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like an ugly,
haggard old witch ?'
- » What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced
lolly.
- » A
police officer in a small town stopped
a motorist who was speeding down
Main Street.
"But,
officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the
officer. "I'm going to let you cool
your heels in jail until the
chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say"
"And
I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later
the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that
the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a
good mood
when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in
the cell. "I'm the
groom."
- » What do you do if your boyfriend walks
out?
Close the door.
- » Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group
hugs!
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anka
!
Anka who ?
Anka the ship !
- » A mother was reading a book about animals to
her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child:
"Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother:
"Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed
little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice
replied, "Bud."
- » I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald.
- » How did the world's tallest monster become
short overnight?
Someone stole all his money.
- » Q: Why was the blondes'
belly button sore
?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
- » Which painter always had a very bad cold?
Vincent Van Cough
- » Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Jack
the kipper !
- » End of the Week by Gladys Friday
- » What do
you call the sound a ghost makes
when he calls you?
A phone moan.
- » Why won't pigs take up
jogging?
They
don't like to get that far from the table.