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'Father
Christmas has two reindeer. He
calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I
bet you can't tell me
why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because
tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
Losowe wpisy
- » Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball
n thought she
was pregnant.
- » What do you get if you cross a tiger
with a
kangeroo ?
A stripey jumper !
- » Martin had just received his brand new drivers
license. The family troops
out to the driveway, and climbs in the
car, where he is going to take
them for a ride for the first time.
Dad immediately heads for the back
seat, directly behind the newly
minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of
scenery after all
those months of sitting in the front passenger
seat teaching me how to
drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the
back
of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me
all these
years."
- » Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There's
nothing else to climb in the jungle.
- » Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
does
Hillary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
- » Two men
walked into a
bar.
You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
- » Three firefighters
went out on a
hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief.
The weather
was
misrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across
an
old shack where they went inside to play
a game of poker.
After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down
his cards and
said "that does it! I am
going out to get me a deer." Fifteen minutes
later, the rookie came
back with a nice four point buck.
The
captain and chief asked, "how did you get that?" The rookie replied,
"I walked out fifty feet, followed some
tracks and shot this buck".
The captain then said, "I've had enough
of this I am going to get
my deer." He
came back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The
chief asked, "how
did you get that?" The captain replied,
"I walked
out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this
buck." The
chief not wanting to be out done
said "I am out of here, I am g
oing to bag the biggest buck of the
day." He came back an hour
later, all mangled
up and bloody. The rookie and captain asked, "what
happened to you?"
The chief replied, "I walked out there
five
hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a
train."
- » A
business owner tells her friend that
she is desperately searching for an
accountant.
Her friend
asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short
while
ago?"
The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been
searching for."
- » Q. Why is the book "Women Who
Love Too Much" a
disappointment for many
men?
A. No phone numbers.
- » If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!
- » How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either
a monster or a giant
banana.
- » Have you seen www.pitchdark.com?
Yes, but
I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about.
- » A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' and throws him out.
A couple of weeks later the snail goes
into the bar again and says...
'What did you do that for!'
- » How do you get four old ladies to say the F
word?
Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!
- » How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
?
Ten ants !