Treść
A man and a little boy entered a
barbershop
together. After the man received the full treatment - shave,
shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the
chair.
"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said.
"I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was
completed and the man still hadn't
returned, the barber said,
"Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about
you." "That wasn't my
daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took
me by the hand and
said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free
haircut!'"
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country lane and
sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a
cart after
it had fallen off.
"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why
don't you rest a
moment, and I'll give you a hand."
"No
thanks," said the young man.
"My father wouldn't like
it."
"Don't be silly," the minister said.
"Everyone is entitled to
a break. Come and have a drink of water."
Again the young man
protested that his father would be upset. Losing
his patience, the
clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave
driver. Tell me
where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my
mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of
hay."
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Show and smell!
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In an
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Who's there !
Bruno
!
Bruno who ?
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A snake
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he can remove
a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40
years.
The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me
the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old
man says without hesitation
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your bed?
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to
keep
count!
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the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the
tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to
him so he
challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly
accepted his
challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never
finished the race
because they both took a nap right before the
finish line. So the
tortoise is still the champion of the race. So
remember this you snooze you
loose!
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harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out
of
perfectly good aircraft. "Obviously the Air Force knows there's
no such
thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft,'" the irritated
officer finally
countered one afternoon, "because they pay you bastards
four times as
much to stay in one as the Army pays its men to
jump."
"You've got it all wrong, Major," an Air Force sergeant
replied.
"The Army figures anyone stupid enough to jump out of an
airplane
voluntarily is gonna be too dumb to bitch about the salary."