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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
go out there and clear the snow!
I'm on my way, Father
Christmas.
Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!
That's all
right! There's only one foot of snow!
Losowe wpisy
- » There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child
what grown-up life is really going to be like
- » Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they
need the dough
- » When do cannibals cook you?
On
Fried-days.
- » Brother: Which is farther away-
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can
see the moon, but I can't see NY City.
- » An Irishman went into a post office to see if
there were any
letters for him.
"I'll see, sir," said the
clerk.
"What is your name?"
"You're having me on now because I'm
Irish," said the Irishman.
"Won't you see the name on the
envelope?"
- » The criminal mastermind found one of his
gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?"
demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid
thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"
- » Republicans see nothing wrong with letting
their children play "Cowboys and Indians."
Democrats don't
either, as long as the Indians win.
- » There is a new
Barbie doll on the market
- Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head;
guillotine
included
- » These four guys were walking down the street, a
Saudi, a
Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A
reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion
about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "What's a
shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's meat?"
The North Korean says,
"What's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me?? What's
excuse me?"
- » Two Yanks touring London in a taxi.
What is that
asked one of the Yank's. Why that is Buckingham
Palace answered the
taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have
much bigger houses
over there, and that. That is the Post Office
Tower. Oh our towers are
much bigger. This went on for much of the
day until they went past a
another building. Our buildings are much
bigger than that one too. I thought
it might be said the taxi
driver, That is the mental institute
- » A fireman and
policeman died and both
went to heaven where they were issued their wings with
the
warning
that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off.
Well,
everything went well for some time then
one day they passed
a very attractive and well put together young lady.
As the fireman
turned to watch her
pass his wings fell off. When he bent over to
pick them up the
policemans wings fell off.
- » What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!
- » What's a shy and retiring
accountant?
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's
retiring.
- » What's the
best way to increase the size of
your bank balance? Look at it through a
magnifying glass.
- » What's big and ugly and drinks
out of the
wrong side of the glass?
A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.