Treść
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut
butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Because they
can't afford any more pork.
Losowe wpisy
- » What's
black and white, stinks and
hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
- » What happened at the cannibal's wedding
party?
They toasted the bride and groom.
- » How do you find your dog if
he's lost in the
woods ?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
- » What reindeer can jump higher than a
house?
They all can! Houses can't jump!
- » Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside"
sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning label.
- » A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a
party, and
after a few drinks,
he suggested that they might have
another try at marriage. His ex-wife
sneered in reply, "Over my dead
body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't
changed one
little bit."
- » Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A
tri-syrup-tops.
- » Tourist: What's the speed
limit in this hick town?
Native: We don't have one. You strangers
can't get out of here fast
enough for us.
- » Tower:
Mission triple-three, do you have
problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging
the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument
panel..
- » Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.
During an oral
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on
the
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After a moment's
reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
- » Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!
- » Q: How does Stan Collymore change a
lightbulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him
- » A violist comes
home late at night to
discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking
crater where his house
used to be.
The chief of police comes over to him and tells him,
"While you were
out, the conductor came to your house, killed your
family, and burned
the house down."
The violist replied,
"You're kidding! The conductor came to my
house?"
- » Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex
!
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !