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Q: What do Bill Clinton
and a fifteen-watt
light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very bright.
Losowe wpisy
- » What duo were famous
for stealing horses?
Bonnie and
Clydesdale!
- » "I
caught a twenty pound salmon last
week."
"Were there any witnesses?"
"There sure were. If there
hadn't been, it would have been forty
pounds."
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crock and
Dial !
Crock and Dial who ?
Crock and Dial Dundee !
- » I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
she gave me change!
- » A guy driving a truck in the middle of
nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.
It gets dark and the hitch-hiker
falls asleep. Suddenly bang, and the
hitch-hiker wakes up,"what the
hell was that?". The truck driver
replies, "some kinda animal, go
back to sleep."
Further the same thing again, bang, "What the hell was
that?",
"some kinda animal again."
Further into the night, bang,
bang, bang, "What the hell was that?",
"Some bastard!". "How
terrible",says the hitch-hiker, "but there
were
3 bangs"
The truck
driver replies, "Yeah, well I had to go through two fences
to get the
bastard. . ."
- » A woman was cutting her husband's
thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.
She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious
qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.
"And more hair than Dad," added their son.
- » SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING
1. ENTHUSIASM
2. DISILUSIONMENT
3. PANIC
4.
SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY
5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT
6.
PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS
- » Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
together?
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burglar
!
Burglar who ?
Burglars don't knock !
- » What do freezing rain and cake icing have in
common?
Both are a glaze
- » I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are
cross-eyed,
but when they cry the tears run down their back!
- » What do you call a guard
with a hundred
legs? A sentrypede.
- » Q: What did one flea say to the other flea
when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a
dog?
- » What sits in the middle of the world wide web
?
A very, very big spider !
- » Q: Why were there
two presidential
limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held the real
president while the second one contained
the president's spouse, Bill
Clinton.