Treść
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"
Losowe wpisy
- » Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant
every day.
Patron 2: I don't tip, either.
- » Teacher : What's happens to gold
when it
is exposed to the air ?
Pupil : It's stolen !
- » Yo mama
so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say "Wow,
is it Halloween already?"
- » What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
- » Did you hear about the two
podiatrists who
opened their offices on the same street?
They were arch
enemies.
- » Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in
common?
A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both
f*cked.
- » Tower: Shamu two-two, please
state
estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday
would be nice...
- » Why are teachers happy at Halloween
parties?
Because there's lots of school spirit!
- » Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Jack
the kipper !
- » For what person do all men take off
their hats?
The barber.
- » I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all
year.
- » Returning from her vacation, the
young
secretary was telling anyone
who would listen about what a fun time
she had. She then asked for two
weeks leave in which to get
married.
"But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you
get
married then ?"
"What and ruin my vacation ?" she
whined.
- » How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to
sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
- » How
many schoolteachers does it take to
change a light bulb?
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is
added to the
homework.
- » How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars.
Right - shave my head.