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So
I've herd!
Losowe wpisy
- » Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced
with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest
your
mother?
New Recruit: Call for backup!
- » An English professor wrote the words, "woman
without her man is a savage"
on the blackboard and directed his
students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman,
without her man, is a savage."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her,
man is a savage."
- » What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
a
fight?
A vark!
- » What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or
not to bee !
- » MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,
O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat
there on afternoon, his cousin walked by.
"What are ye doing?"
asked O'Bannon.
"Fishin'," said MacAndrews.
"Caught
anything?"
"Ach, nae a bite,"
"What are ye usin' fer
bait?"
"Worms"
"Let me see it," said
O'Bannon.
MacAndrews lifted the line from the water and handed it to his cousin.
O'Bannon took out his flask of potcheen and dipped the worm in it. He
handed it back to MacAndrews, who cast his line once more. As soon as
the worm hit the water, his rod bent over double, the line screaming
out.
"Have ye got a bite?" asked O'Bannon.
"No!"
shouted MacAndrews, fighting with the rod, "The worm's got a
salmon
by the throat!"
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aramis
!
Aramis who ?
Aramis'tery !
- » Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked absent!
- » Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
- » What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias !
- » Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because
there's no body there!
- » Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chef
!
Chef who ?
Chef Bridges !
- » A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
- body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces
are
and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on
bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard"
Nope,
doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "Head on boolevard..."
dang it!
Scratch scratch. He looks around and sees that no one is
looking at him
as he kicks the head. "Head on curb."
- » Two fonts walk into a line
dance club. The
barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your
type here."
- » The Laser Weapon
by Ray Gunn
- » Which football team loves ice-cream?
Aston
Vanilla!