Treść
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
what would
you have?
Organised grime (crime).
Losowe wpisy
- » A man was traveling down a country road when
he saw a large group of
people outside a house. He stopped and
asked a person why the large
crowd was there.
A farmer replied,
"Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she
died."
"Well,"
replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."
"Nope,"
said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his
mule."
- » Q: How many Aquarians
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be
competing to be the
one to change the bulb and bring light to the
world.
- » How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly
flat?
You use a spirit level.
- » How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
Send him to polytechnic !
- » Why is the sky not happy on clear
days?
It has the blues
- » McPherson walked
into a
bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the
olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and
all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse
me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what
McPherson
had done. "What was that all about?"
"Nothing," said the
Irishman, "my wife sent me out for a jar of
olives."
- » Resolving to surprise her husband, an
executive's wife stops by his office.
As she walks in
unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his
lap.
Without
hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter... "And in
conclusion
gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this
office
with just one chair.
- » Q:
Did you hear about the blonde who
dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great until she found out
she would have to perform
the Hymenlick Manuever.
- » One night, this guy come
into a
bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for
another. After
a couple more drinks, the bartender gets
worried.
"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into
a fight," explained the guy "and now she
isn't talking to me for a
whole 31 days."
The bartender thought about this for a while.
"But, isn't it a good
thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked
the bartender.
"Yeah, except today is the last night."
- » As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the
tooth?
- » Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love
the sound
of rain on your roof?"
- » HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies
changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
- » Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test
their meattle!
- » Which two names figure prominently in every
Ape's
diet?
Ben/Anna!
- » A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' and throws him out.
A couple of weeks later the snail goes
into the bar again and says...
'What did you do that for!'