Treść
Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
Losowe wpisy
- » Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?
A: When they
aren't upright, they're grand.
- » What did one snake say to another ?
Hiss off
!
- » A little boy
was learning about God in
his church, and he was talking to
his mother about it. She, not
wanting to place prejudice in the little
boy's mind, sat him and said:
"God is not a man or a woman, and God
is not
black or
white."
To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
- » Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee
cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
- » Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To
keep their pants up.
- » What did one car muffler say to the
other
car muffler?
"Am I exhausted!"
- » A man appears before a judge one day, asking
for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then
says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because,"
the man says,"I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies,
"What kind of a reason is that?
What is the big deal about a
two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a
headache'
and the other story is 'It's that time of the
month.'
- » There was an
Irishman, an Englishman and
Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a
carriage in a train going
through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a
tunnel and as it
was an old style train there were no lights in the
carriages and it
went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the
sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel,
Claudia Schiffer and the
Irishman were sitting as if nothing had
happened and the Englishman had his
hand against his face as he had
been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish
fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer and she missed him and slapped
me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella
must have tried to
kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got
slapped for it."
The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The
next time the train
goes through a tunnel I'll make another
kissing noise and slap that
English idiot again."
- » Q. What is the best way to get to
Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
- » What did the judge say when a skunk entered the
courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
- » Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles
home.'
Ghost: Why don't you take a train?
Monster: I did once, but
my mother made me give it back.
- » Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill
collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't
believe me.
Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and
tell him
myself.
- » How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
He
built hotels on Pork Place.
- » How to fleas
travel ?
Itch hiking !
- » Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !