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Why did the monster
take a dead man
for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case.
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In the
brain tree forests!
- » Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?
A:
T-A-T-E-R.
- » "Ever
since we got married, my wife has
tried to change me. She got me to stop
drinking, smoking and running
around until all hours of the night. She
taught me
how to dress
well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical
music,
even
how to invest in the stock market."
"Sounds like you may be
bitter because she changed you so
drastically," remarked
his
friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't
good
enough for me."
- » Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
with
LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.
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so fat she sat on a tractor and
made it a pick-up truck.
- » A mother and her son were
flying
"Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to
Chicago. The son (who had been looking
out the window) turned to his
mother and said, "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby
cats,
why don't big planes have
baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't
think of
an answer) told
her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the
stewardess, "If
big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why
don't
big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess asked, "Did your
mother
tell you to ask me?" He said that his mother had. So the
stewardess
said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out on
time."
- » A manager was being interviewed after he had
resigned from a football club?
"Were the crowd not behind you"
asked the reporter
"They were right behind me all right", said
the manager, "But I
managed to shake them off at the station!"
- » When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he
let
out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother
said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William
Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around
with him," said Mom.
- » What are your two favourite times to party?
Daytime and night-time!
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everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong
lane.
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- » How do you stop a dog howling in the
back of a car?
Put him in the front.
- » Q:
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton
meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
- » Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.
Clicking eject
doesn't work."
Tech Support: "Ok, turn the
power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse
clicker, and power the Mac
back up."
Customer: "Look, I don't have three hands!"
- » What's big and grey and protects
you
from the rain ?
An umbrellaphant !