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Dead and dying jokes
A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man said, "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"
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E-mail jokes - Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.
Journalist jokes - How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.
Ethnic jokes - These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?" The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's meat?" The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?" The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"
Ethnic jokes - A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says ''Now tell me a sentence using all three words.'' The Mexican says ''I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"
Men jokes - Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
Doctor and nurse jokes - Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.
Blind jokes - A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind. The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from hea d to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was. The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!" The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"
Cow jokes - How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
Restaurant jokes - How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."
Internet jokes - Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington
Sport jokes - How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
Blonde jokes - Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Bird jokes - Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
Internet jokes - What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.
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