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What did the
hurricane say to the coconut
tree?
Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!
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An old man!
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Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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He stole her
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does the statue of liberty
stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
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paper one
morning, peacefully
enjoying himself,
when his wife
sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his
head with a
huge
frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that
piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written
on
it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the
horse races?
Marylou was
the name of one of the horses I bet
on."
The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the
house.
Three days later he is
once again sitting in his chair reading and
she repeats the frying pan
swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that
for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."
- » Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
A:
In his sleevies!
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asked your
father for another, how many dollars would you have?
One dollar.
You don't know your arithmetic.
You don't know my father !
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They beat
eggs !
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A boar constrictor !
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with a red light on its head?
Didn't you tell me to put out a
stop swine?
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such
difficulty writing letters?
She had never learned to spell properly.
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were first married,
you took the small piece of steak and gave me
the larger. You don't
love me any more...."
"Nonsense,
darling," replied the husband, "you cook better
now."
- » A minister and lawyer were chatting at a
party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister
asked.
"Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's
insignificant,"
replied the lawyer.
"What do you do?" lawyer asked.
"Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day
I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I
said
'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go,"
minister
replied.
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companion?
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