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"Hello?" the blonde responded answering the
phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?"
"I'll bet
you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom,
undress you,
lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love
to you
until dawn." the male voice whispered.
"Scheesch! You're good."
she replied. "You mean you can tell all
that from two hello's?"
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a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas
generator and so on. "So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie
huh?"
"Naw", says the neighbor. "Ah's jes' stockin' the bunker
now,
'cuz if I did it any other time, people'd think ah's
nuts."
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Pickled organs.
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the
Internet?
e-t.
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the
road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts
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with a
currant bread?
Spotted click
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room."
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psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of
rats!
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nothing ?
A moth,
because it eats holes
- » There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
the
ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to
a
deserted island where he had to survive on what he could
find.
When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there
was
a fire pit with California Condor feathers all
around.
He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, it's illegal to
kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest
you."
The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it
because
he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down.
"Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?"
The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a
snowy
owl and a bald eagle."
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down ?
They quack up !
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mum.
'Because my new sneakers hurt.'
'That's because you have put
them on the wrong feet.'
'But they are the only feet I have.'
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They get
broomatism !
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A witch in a
minefield.
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?
Chump chops !
- » Doctor: Did you know
that there
are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doctor!
There are three dogs outside in the waiting
room!