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During an army basic training, the lieutenant
took the
batch on a match and asked each of them where home was.
After everyone had
answered, he sneered and said "you are all wrong,
the army is now your
home".
Back at the barracks, he read the
evening duties, then asked the first
sergeant if he had anything to
say "you bet I do" the sergeant
replied, "men, while you were gone
today, I found beds improperly made,
clothes not hanging correctly,
shoes not shined and footlockers a mess.
Where do you think you
are? Home?
Losowe wpisy
- » Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a
Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia
line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.
The rookie
Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did
you
stop?"
The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead
of
us, so we'll never catch him."
- » Man: "How's
your history paper
coming?"
Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the
Internet
for research, and it's been very helpful.
Man:
"Really?"
Woman: "Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell
them!"
- » Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of
China when it was just ok
- » Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in
Iowa?
They couldn't find three wise men!!!
- » Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get under your skin.
- » What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an
elephant?
A tusky!
- » What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
?
Frost bite !
- » A man
got on a plane and sat next to a
blonde, after sitting for awhile she
sneezed, took out a tissue and
whipped her box. The man not knowing her
said nothing and went about
his business. After about 3 or 4 minutes she
sneezed again and, the
same thing, whipped her box. Finally, the man
got the nerve and
asked "what was wrong?" She said that every time she
sneezes she has an
orgasm. "Oh!" the man said, are you taking
anything for
it?
"Yes", she said - "black pepper!"
- » What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To
keep their hats pointed.
- » Why did the viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling !
- » What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
They've got poisonality !
- » Dad, would you like to save
some money?
I
certainly would, son.
Any suggestions?
Sure. Why not buy me a
bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so
fast.
- » Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the
ghost office.
- » Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because
he rode the range.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
C-2
!
C-2 who ?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !