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Doctor and nurse jokes
What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.
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Ethnic jokes - Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!
Answer me this jokes - Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Rabbit jokes - What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Snake jokes - What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
Dead and dying jokes - Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
Rabbit jokes - What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
Answer me this jokes - Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Bus jokes - Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Political jokes - Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !
Blonde jokes - Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.
Apple jokes - What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.
Various animal jokes - What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!
Car and train jokes - One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to their relatives house. They accedently turned on the wrong street so they had to pull in a driveway and turn around. When they pulled into the driveway the girl asked her mother "Why dont these people have electricity?" Very confused the mother said, "Wut are u talking about?" The girl quickly replied, "Well, the sign back there said NO OUTLET!"
Cow jokes - Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!
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