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Clinton jokes - Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu." She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."
King Kong jokes - What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !
Firefighter jokes - If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P
Dirty jokes - What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
Cowboy jokes - Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.
Bird jokes - What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Snake jokes - What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !
Dance jokes - How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
Gorilla jokes - Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Yo momma jokes - Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
College jokes - What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !
Bath jokes - Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
Religious jokes - A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full." The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies." The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..." Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion." The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?" Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem." "Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more." Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger." "That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?" Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly , "Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"
Marriage jokes - A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
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