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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit:
Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you
were pulled from a magician's
hat.
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