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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Losowe wpisy
- » Two hikers are out hiking. All of a
sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear
starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first hiker gets his
sneakers out of his knapsack and starts
putting them on.
The
second hiker says, "What are you doing?"
The first responds, "I
figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll
have to jump down and
make a run for it."
The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you
know you can't outrun a
bear?
The first guy says, "I don't
have to outrun the bear... I only have
to outrun you!"
- » What happened when the chef found a daddy long
legs in the
salad ?
It became a daddy short legs !
- » Q. How
can you tell if someone is half
Catholic and half Jewish?
A. When he goes to confession, he takes a
lawyer with him.
- » Did you hear about the
cannibal who
commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
- » What's a doll's favorite food?
Barbie-Q!
- » At a
country-club party a young man was
introduced to an attractive girl. He
immediately began paying her court
and flattering her. The girl liked the young
man, but she was taken
a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was
amazed when,
after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage.
"Look," she reacted.
"We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure?
We know
nothing about each other." "You're wrong," the young man
replied. "For
the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your
father
has his account."
- » What happened to the man who turned into an
insect ?
He just beetled off !
- » A
squad car driver was covering a quiet
beat out in the sticks when he was
amazed to find a former lieutenant
on the police force covering the
beat.
He stopped the car
and asked, "Why, Irish Mike, this wouldn't be your
new beat out here
in the sticks, would it?"
"That it is, "Irish Mike replied
grimly, "ever since I arrested the
judge on his way to the masquerade
ball."
"You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat.
"How
was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?"
demanded
Mike.
"Well," mused Pat, "there's a lesson in this
somewhere."
"That there is," replied Irish Mike...." 'Tis wise never to book a
judge by his cover."
- » In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the
truth -- if you
lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and
a redhead enter
the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.
The brunette goes
first.
"I think I'm the smartest woman on
earth."
"POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p>
"I think I'm
the prettiest woman on earth."
"POOF!" She
disappears. The blonde goes up.
"I think--"
"POOF!"
- » Why did the jellyfish's wife leave
him?
He stung her into action.
- » Q: What kind of
cats lay around the house? -
A: Car-pets!
- » Have you seen
www.needleinahaystack.com?
Yes, but it took ages to find.
- » Q.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the
medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
- » One of the bachelors in the
apartment
development sneaked up
behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his
hands, and said,
"I'm
going to kiss you if you can't tell me
who I am in three guesses."
She quickly answered, "George Washington!
Thomas Jefferson!
Abraham Lincoln!"
- » What do you call a man with a rabbit up his
jumper ?
Warren !