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Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!
Losowe wpisy
- » What's a snake's favourite food ?
Hiss
Cakes !
- » A Congressman was once asked
about his attitude toward whiskey. "If
you mean the demon drink
that poisons the mind, pollutes the body,
desecrates family life, and
inflames sinners, then I'm against it.
But if you mean the
elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against
winter chill, the taxable
potion that puts needed funds into public coffers
to comfort little
crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my
position, and I
will not compromise."
- » Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow
I can't
believe it's not butter.
- » Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no
big deal unless you're not getting any.
- » What is the first thing ghosts do when they get
into a
car?
They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
- » A shy guy goes into a bar and
sees a
beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up
his
courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would
you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she
responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I
won't sleep with you
tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally,
the guy is
hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back
to his table. After
a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles
at him and says, "I'm sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I'm a
journalist and I've got an assignment to
study how people respond to
embarrassing situations."
To which
he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean
$200?"
- » Why are elephants grey ?
So you can tell
them from flamingos !
- » Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her
cat a bath?
A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her
tongue.
- » Diner: Could I have a glass
of
water?
Waiter: To drink?
Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
- » I just sent my first
e-mail.
Kongratulations!
- » If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
- » Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cellar
!
Cellar who ?
Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !
- » What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
?
Jail-birds !
- » Steve is going on an ocean cruise,
and he tells his doctor that
he's worried about getting real
seasick. The doctor tells him,
"Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes
before you leave the dock."
Steve says, "Will that keep me from
getting sick?"
The doctor says, "No, but it'll look real pretty in the
water."
- » Q: How many U.S
marines does it take to
screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the
remaining 49 to guard him
.