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A salesman walking along the beach found a
bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
"I will
grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since
Satan
still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as
well -- only double."
The salesman thought about this for a while.
"For my first wish, I
would like ten million dollars," he
announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and
assured
the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has
just
received $20,000,000," the genie said.
"I've
always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said.
Instantly a Ferrari
appeared. "But your rival has just received two
Ferraris," the genie said.
"And what is your last wish?"
"Well," said the salesman, "I've
always wanted to donate a kidney
for transplant."
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