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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her
friends
about the trip.
"When my husband first saw the Grand
Canyon, his face dropped a
mile," she said.
"Why, was he
disappointed with the view?"
"No, he fell over the edge."
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work and she
saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The
parrot said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is
furious! She
stormed past the store to her work. On the way home
she saw the same parrot
and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same
parrot again said
to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The
lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she
would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied,
"That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.
When
the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot
called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?"
The
bird said, "You know."
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for his first day of
work. The manager greeted him with a warm
handshake and a smile, gave
him a broom and said, "your first job will
be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the
young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know
that," said the manager. "Here, give
me the broom, I'll show you
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one
cold November evening and was at home with his wife.
You
just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on
the force I've never seen anything like it.
Oh yes dear, what
happened ?
I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was
drinking
battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
Drinking
battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them?
Oh
that was easy, I charged one and let the other off.
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