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School jokes
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
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Computer jokes - A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ''could not find the printer.'' The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still could not 'see' the printer.
Dirty jokes - Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
Ethnic jokes - where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)
Snake jokes - What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
Sport jokes - What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
Cat jokes - Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!
Telephone jokes - Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
Sport jokes - Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
Food jokes - How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "
Answer me this jokes - Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Music jokes - Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
Old age jokes - Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!
Blonde jokes - Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
Birthday jokes - Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybady drink that fast." The man says " well you would drink as fast as I do if you had what I have." The bartender says " Oh my god . what is it. what do you have?" The man looks at him and says " Fifty cents."
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