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A farmer and his brand new bride were
riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the
older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's
once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The
farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old
horse stumbled again.
The farmer didn't say anything, but
reached under the seat, pulled out
a shotgun and shot the
horse.
His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to
do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
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