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Three
fishermen were fishing when they
came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered
them one wish each so the
first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so
the mermaid did it and to his
surprise he started reciting shakespeare.
Then the second
fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the
mermaid did it and
amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't
know existed.
The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to
quadruple
his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It
will change
your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid
turned him
into a woman
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compartment !
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too tough.
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out of a
tree?
A: Wave
- » There was this truck driver who had to
deliver
500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck
through
the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves
another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to
the state zoo for him.
The next day the original truck driver
arrives in town and sees the new
truck driver crossing the road
with 500 penguins walking in single file
behind him.
The
original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, "What's
going on?
I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!"
The new
truck driver responds, "I did take them to the zoo. And I had
enough
money left over so now we're going to see a movie."
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your health ?
Not
if you're the chicken !
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A
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In
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