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Two young men were out in the woods on a
camping trip, when
the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed
there all day,
enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the
end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from
college
soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same
place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and
traveled to a spot near where they had
been years before. They
walked into the woods and before long came upon
a brook. One of the men
said to the other, "This is the place!".
The other replied, "No,
it's not!".
The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover
growing on the
bank on the other side.
To which the other
man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by
it's clover."
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