
Treść
After my wife and her former best buddy,
another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted
one
husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means
of communication. When our phone
bills showed astronomical
increases, the other spouse and I sought
relief. Since we both owned
computers, we
encourage our wives to use electronic mail.
Now they
call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent,
then
call back to confirm that it
arrived and have a conversation about
the contents!
Losowe wpisy
- » What did the pig call a manuscript?
A shoat
story.
- » Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
days
?
Pupil: All of them !
- » Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last
year.
Jaspar: Why was that?
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
- » Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes
sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
- » There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
T2 Barbie ...a study in
silver
- » Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure
that
he had political ambitions?
A: When he married outside of his
family.
- » Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I
overslept.
You mean you need to sleep at home too !
- » Why do teachers
use a bamboo
cane?
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
- » Did you hear about the University of Miami
fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
- » With four
daughters and one son always
dashing to school activities and part-time
jobs, our schedule was
hectic.
To add to this, we kept running out of household
supplies.
I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any
item by writing it down on a note pad on the
refrigerator.
As a reminder, I wrote at the top: "IF WE ARE OUT OF IT, WRITE IT
DOWN."
When I checked the pad a few days later, to my delight I
found the
following message:
"MOM, YOU MAY BE A BIT
OLD-FASHIONED, BUT YOU ARE NOT 'OUT OF
IT."'
- » Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c
u r yy 4
me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are
too wise for me.
- » If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is
it?
Twenty after one.
- » Q. "Why does the Navy put
Marines on
board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
- » What happened when the lion ate the
comedian ?
He felt funny !
- » For the first time in many
years, a an old
man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a
movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to
purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help
but comment, "The last
time I came to the movies, popcorn was only
15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin,
"You're really
going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.."